Talking To The Devil

1. He told him, “I want to know why do you make people kill people? Why do you cause people to commit suicide? And why do you have people that have no money to come to church? Also, why do you make people leave the church for good?”

2. Lucifer looked at him. “So, Gary, let’s start with Eve. You said, I made Eve eat the apple, right?”

3. “Let me ask you a question, Gary,” Lucifer said, “back in the day, in the fifties, sixties, seventies, eighties, nineties – do you think I had more freedom then or more freedom now?”